Oh long legs, how I love you so,
You get compliments, you put on a show.
But sometimes I have enough,
Dealing with you can get kind of tough
When I’m on a plane, or in the car,
I can’t sit too long; can’t go too far
You’re too long; I can’t sit still,
It’s not very long until
You start to cramp, it hurts a lot
It’s as if I did one hundred squats.
If I wanted to exercise, I’d be in the gym
Not cooped up, squirming my limbs.
So thank you legs, so long and fit,
However my feelings of you are split.
I love you so, but I’ve complained for months,
Please let me sit comfortably, for once.
scirbbles & drabbles 